Dan Cummins: Toxic Thoughts Tour

Increasingly popular stand-up comic Dan Cummins will be playing 40+ cities on his 2020 Toxic Thoughts Tour. He’s releasing his third one-hour standup special, Dan Cummins; Get Outta Here Devil!, in the Spring of 2020.

Dan is one of the most frequently played comics on Pandora with over 700,000 artist stations created and over 400 million plays. His seven comedy albums also spin heavily on numerous Sirius XM comedy stations.

His podcast, TIMESUCK, is regularly featured in the top of the iTunes comedy charts, and was downloaded over twenty million times last year alone. His second and newest podcast, SCARED TO DEATH, is quickly becoming just as popular. TIMESUCK is a weekly podcast that is a slightly irreverent but consistently entertaining way for the eternal knowledge seeker to get their dose of thoroughly researched information. From Scientology to Jeffrey Dahmer to the KKK, no topic is off limits.

Dan’s last hour special, DON’T WAKE THE BEAR, is currently available for streaming on Amazon. He’s been a guest on multiple late night shows, from CONAN to the TONIGHT SHOW and has made numerous appearances on shows like Comedy Central’s THIS IS NOT HAPPENING and his own Comedy Central 1/2 hour special. He’s also been a guest on numerous podcasts such as Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey Diaz’s The Church of What’s Happening Now, and the Adam Corolla Show.

When not touring or podcasting, Dan spends time with his wife, Lynze, two kids, Kyler and Monroe, and two dogs, Penny and Ginger, in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho - the other Hollywood.

02/09/2020 6:00 PM

Door Time: 5:00 PM

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Increasingly popular stand-up comic Dan Cummins will be playing 40+ cities on his 2020 Toxic Thoughts Tour -- and DC is on the list! He’s releasing his third one-hour standup special, DAN CUMMINS; GET OUTTA HERE DEVIL!, in the Spring of 2020. Dan is one of the most frequently played comics on Pandora with over 700,000 artist stations created and over 400 million plays. His seven comedy albums also spin heavily on numerous Sirius XM comedy stations. His podcast, TIMESUCK, is regularly featured in the top of the iTunes comedy charts, and was downloaded over twenty million times last year alone.


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  • Patrons must be 18 or older to attend events or classes at the DC Improv. Any exceptions are clearly noted in the event descriptions on dcimprov.com.
  • There is a two-item minimum per ticket. This can be any combination of food items or beverages. Bottled water and soft drinks count as items. (The two-item minimum does not apply to comedy classes.)

Seating Policies

  • For our main showroom, the first show of any night is the "early" show. All other shows are "late" shows.
  • Early shows in the main showroom are seated by time of arrival. The earlier you arrive at the club, the greater your seating options will be. Please note that the size of your party will also affect what seating options are available to you, as certain tables and areas are designated for larger parties. Click here for a more detailed explanation of seating policies.
  • Late shows in the main showroom have assigned seating, and assignments are made in order of ticket purchase. The earlier you buy tickets, the better your seats will be (i.e. closer to the stage). Click here for a more detailed explanation of seating policies.
  • For our lounge, all shows regardless of start time are seated by time of arrival.

Increasingly popular stand-up comic Dan Cummins will be playing 40+ cities on his 2020 Toxic Thoughts Tour. He’s releasing his third one-hour standup special, Dan Cummins; Get Outta Here Devil!, in the Spring of 2020.

Dan is one of the most frequently played comics on Pandora with over 700,000 artist stations created and over 400 million plays. His seven comedy albums also spin heavily on numerous Sirius XM comedy stations.

His podcast, TIMESUCK, is regularly featured in the top of the iTunes comedy charts, and was downloaded over twenty million times last year alone. His second and newest podcast, SCARED TO DEATH, is quickly becoming just as popular. TIMESUCK is a weekly podcast that is a slightly irreverent but consistently entertaining way for the eternal knowledge seeker to get their dose of thoroughly researched information. From Scientology to Jeffrey Dahmer to the KKK, no topic is off limits.

Dan’s last hour special, DON’T WAKE THE BEAR, is currently available for streaming on Amazon. He’s been a guest on multiple late night shows, from CONAN to the TONIGHT SHOW and has made numerous appearances on shows like Comedy Central’s THIS IS NOT HAPPENING and his own Comedy Central 1/2 hour special. He’s also been a guest on numerous podcasts such as Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey Diaz’s The Church of What’s Happening Now, and the Adam Corolla Show.

When not touring or podcasting, Dan spends time with his wife, Lynze, two kids, Kyler and Monroe, and two dogs, Penny and Ginger, in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho - the other Hollywood.