Crystal Marie
Crystal Marie
Crystal Marie is a Los Angeles–based comedian, actress and producer whose sharp, unapologetic comedy has built her a rapidly growing audience both online and onstage. She headlines across the U.S. and internationally, selling out every major city on her tour so far, and has shared the stage with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Jo Koy, Jay Leno, Russell Peters, Adam Carolla and more.
Crystal is currently on the road with a brand-new hour on her Call Me Mommy Tour. She was a featured artist at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival, recently recorded for Netflix Is A Joke Radio’s SiriusXM show "Are You Still Listening?" and is preparing to film her debut one-hour comedy special.
Her audience has exploded in recent months, with her social following more than quadrupling in just four months. She now has more than 600,000 followers on Instagram alone, where her comedy generates more than 50 million views a month.
With sold-out shows, a rapidly growing fanbase and an entirely new hour, Crystal Marie is becoming one of comedy’s most exciting acts to watch.
DC Improv debut! Crystal Marie is a Los Angeles–based comedian, actress and producer whose sharp, unapologetic comedy has built her a rapidly growing audience both online and onstage. She headlines across the U.S. and internationally, selling out every major city on her tour so far, and has shared the stage with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Jo Koy, Jay Leno, Russell Peters, Adam Carolla and more.
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Admission Policies
- Patrons must be 18 or older to attend events or classes at the DC Improv. Any exceptions are clearly noted in the event descriptions.
- There is a two-item minimum per customer. This can be any combination of food items or beverages. Bottled water and soft drinks count as items. (The two-item minimum does not apply to comedy classes.)
- Coupons or passes for free admission cannot be used for a show listed as a "special event."
Seating Policies
- Matinees, the first show of any evening in our main showroom and all shows in our lounge showroom are seated by time of arrival. The earlier you arrive, the more options you'll have. Please note that the size of your party can affect what options are available to you, as certain tables and areas are designated for larger parties.
- "Late shows" in the main showroom have assigned seating. Assignments are made in order of ticket purchase. Generally speaking, the earlier you buy tickets, the closer you will be to the stage.
- If tickets are designated as being at a "reserved table," your party will have a table to itself. For general admission or VIP tickets, if your party does not fill an entire table, you may be sharing a table with other patrons.
Crystal Marie is a Los Angeles–based comedian, actress and producer whose sharp, unapologetic comedy has built her a rapidly growing audience both online and onstage. She headlines across the U.S. and internationally, selling out every major city on her tour so far, and has shared the stage with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Jo Koy, Jay Leno, Russell Peters, Adam Carolla and more.
Crystal is currently on the road with a brand-new hour on her Call Me Mommy Tour. She was a featured artist at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival, recently recorded for Netflix Is A Joke Radio’s SiriusXM show "Are You Still Listening?" and is preparing to film her debut one-hour comedy special.
Her audience has exploded in recent months, with her social following more than quadrupling in just four months. She now has more than 600,000 followers on Instagram alone, where her comedy generates more than 50 million views a month.
With sold-out shows, a rapidly growing fanbase and an entirely new hour, Crystal Marie is becoming one of comedy’s most exciting acts to watch.