Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on seven college degrees and becoming a 1st grade teacher. He headlines comedy clubs nationwide, and is starting to sell out his shows! In 2021 his debut album “Prodigal Little Bitch” went to #1 on iTunes. More recently, Geoffrey has found success growing his social media platforms with his unfiltered stand up clips. He has released three specials, “Cancel Culture Isn’t Real”, a half hour produced by Don’t Tell Comedy, “The Only Funny White Man”, his first full-length special and most recently Geoffrey released his third special “63 Minutes of Great Comedy” available on his YouTube channel.

All sales are final. Refunds and exchanges are offered only when a show is canceled or rescheduled.

Admission Policies

• Patrons must be 18 or older to attend events or classes at the DC Improv. Any exceptions are clearly noted in the event descriptions.
• There is a two-item minimum per customer. This can be any combination of food items or beverages. Bottled water and soft drinks count as items. (The two-item minimum does not apply to comedy classes.)
• Coupons or passes for free admission cannot be used for a show listed as a "special event."

Seating Policies

• Matinees, the first show of any evening in our main showroom and all shows in our lounge showroom are seated by time of arrival. The earlier you arrive, the more options you'll have. Please note that the size of your party can affect what options are available to you, as certain tables and areas are designated for larger parties.
• "Late shows" in the main showroom have assigned seating. Assignments are made in order of ticket purchase. Generally speaking, the earlier you buy tickets, the closer you will be to the stage.
• If tickets are designated as being at a "reserved table," your party will have a table to itself. For general admission or VIP tickets, if your party does not fill an entire table, you may be sharing a table with other patrons.

Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on seven college degrees and becoming a 1st grade teacher. He headlines comedy clubs nationwide, and is starting to sell out his shows! In 2021 his debut album “Prodigal Little Bitch” went to #1 on iTunes. More recently, Geoffrey has found success growing his social media platforms with his unfiltered stand up clips. He has released three specials, “Cancel Culture Isn’t Real”, a half hour produced by Don’t Tell Comedy, “The Only Funny White Man”, his first full-length special and most recently Geoffrey released his third special “63 Minutes of Great Comedy” available on his Youtube channel.